i don’t know if it was more fun being in the other time zone or this time zone

lizawithazed:




 octopusice:




 I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP




 I legitimately cracked the fuck up when the lyrics hit

lizawithazed:

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

I legitimately cracked the fuck up when the lyrics hit

you know you’re tired of people in general when even the promise of delicious free food isn’t worth 45 min of polite socializing

piglii:

breakingnews:

Russian space agency regains control of satellite carrying geckos

NBC News: Russia’s space agency said it’s restored full contact with an orbiting satellite containing biological experiments after it stopped responding to commands several days ago.

Among the experiments includes one designed to see how geckos reproduce in zero gravity. In a statement, the agency said the geckos are OK.

Photo: The Foton-M4 satellite sent up five Mauritius ornate day geckos to see how they mated in zero gravity. (Oleg Voloshin / IBMP)

THE GECKOS HAVE BEEN S A V E D

today my brother walked into my room and said, “imagine samuel l. jackson playing a wizard in a movie. he’d be like, what you’ve never seen a male witch before, motherfucker?”

i think i laughed for a good twenty minutes.

i want a movie where samuel l. jackson plays a wizard now.

My guilty pleasure is being called “babe” at the gym. I don’t know, anywhere else I’d be offended. But at the gym, when I feel the fattest and grossest, when I’m dripping sweat and my body feels battered and I’m ready to just lie down and die, someone walking by and saying “hey babe, you using this dumbbell?” just makes me feel better.

I am not one of those people who looks good working out.