i want a 1p2p AmeCan where Alfred tries to order a prostitute and he explains that he’s got this thing for blonds

and Alfred’s probably expecting some fey twink to make guys more comfortable about fucking another dude

and instead he gets Matt

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  • Friday 19th Apr 2013
  • 5:09pm
  • Posted by wewerenotthefirst
  • gia's ideas 1p2p amecan i'm still laughing
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